playing too much MUD can cause: Failure in real life, constipation, feet falling asleep syndrome, refrigerator opening, eye staleness, q-tip collecting, chicken overcooking, toenail picking, combing pubic hair syndrome, inward pinky toe problems, three letter acronym talking in public, smiling sideways in real life, finger exhaustion, blindness, falling asleep on your keyboard, walking backwards, sneezing inversely, chocolate eating, listening to bad music, losing girlfriend/boyfriend, the desire to pick on AOLers constantly, oven overheating, garage door failures, air conditioning breakdown, expensive electrical and phone bills, failure in school, and generally just a basic failure in life.

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